We Are Not Amused

In this game, roles got reversed! You are not the player, you are building the game.

Feel the frustration of a game dev, whose players not know how to use basic controls! Guide the painfully unaware annoying blob towards glory (don't ask us about pathfinding, there is none). Make him happy and he will reward you handsomely (or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ).  Ignore his interests and complaints and he dies of boredom.

Use the in-game store to put classic metroidvania elements on the screen and have fun. 

Or rather, make the player have fun!